"The story of the pilot and the cannibals"

It's the story ..

Once upon a time there were 3 people pilot (Andrew, Iton, Wendy) who survived a plane crash and stranded on a small island containing a cannibal tribe, they were detained and nearly killed, but three of them asked not to be killed.
The chiefs finally gave qualified if they want to stay alive, they were told to look for 10 fruits with the same type 1 within 3 hours max, three of them immediately ran to the fruit ..

Yet up to 2 hours, the Andrew came with 10 apples, it turns out all the pieces must be put in their ass holes, if they yell / pain / making noise will be killed ..
Andrew put the apple half dead, the first fruits come eventually, when entering the second apple, he could not stand the pain eventually moaning and immediately beheaded, andrew go to heaven

Furthermore iton came with 10 pieces of Longan, same instructions, one by one put iton the longan to ass hole, when he want to enter the tenth longan directly iton beheaded by chiefs .. he die and go to heaven

iton in heaven andrew meet and talk directly,
Iton: "drew, why did you die, you take what fruit??"
Andrew: "I take an apple, that crazy chief, already know apple was so big, muscular pain, what you bring iton?"
Iton: "I take longan"
Andrew: "longan it small, easy and painless, why you killed?"
Iton: "I've enter 9 longan, fitting reply would enter the tenth, I laugh, beheaded "
Andrew: "wew why laughing, you're stupid"
Iton: "How did I not laugh, it would fit longan enter the tenth, the wendy come take 10 durian, I laugh reflex then 9 longan it out again"

what is durian???
let;s see..